Clown Fucking a Unicorn
(N) A catastrophic and inexplicable event that is far less troubling than the subsequent attempt to conceal it.
Nobody blames you for the clown fucking a unicorn. We blame you for the cover-up.”
“Wait, you’re telling me accounting lost three million dollars?”
“No. That’s the clown fucking the unicorn. The cover-up was the seventeen meetings where everyone pretended it didn’t happen.”
“Wait, you’re telling me accounting lost three million dollars?”
“No. That’s the clown fucking the unicorn. The cover-up was the seventeen meetings where everyone pretended it didn’t happen.”
Clown Fucking a Unicorn by Doug Waffle June 17, 2026
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