Clockin In

To Jerk off.
(puttin in work)

Adam: Wow were you really just clockin in?

Tom: No i wasnt clockin in I just had to google somethin ya nut

by allow me March 9, 2010

Clocking In

sticking your penis in a vagina for the first time.

"Hey! I'm Clocking In!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

chicken o clock in the morning

ungodly hour of the day; waking up with the chickens

What happened? why are you calling me? what time is it, chicken o clock in the morning?

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Show Up, Shut Down, Clock In and Check Out.

This phenomenon describes how some people react to undesirable and uninspiring work situations. This phenomenon is mainly applicable to people working boring, mindless jobs, most of whom perform rote work -- e.g., data entry -- or are paid simply simply for their presence -- e.g., a booth attendant. Activities that constitute 'shutting down' and checking out' include: napping, reading, sending excessive/unnecessary text messages, and listening to one's iPod.

Elliott: I'm surprised Tom hasn't gotten more sleep today -- doesn't he have to work the graveyard shift tonight?
Mark: Yeah, but remember, he's a booth attendant in the middle of the night...he's just going to Show up, Shut down, Clock in and Check out.

by paradigms October 23, 2009

dark o'clock in the morning

The hours between midnight and dawn, when it's morning but it's totally dark and no one's up unless they absolutely have to be.

Go to bed early, hon. We have to catch the bus at dark o'clock in the morning to get there on time.

by 2011Grad August 11, 2010

clock in/clock out

verb: to finish something very quickly and efficiently

So did you ever get with amanda yesterday?

Ya man, but her dad was on the way home so i had to clock in/clock out.

by Garrett666 August 17, 2007

Clock-in

The act of going to the bar to get drunk and having a blast!

Are you going to clock-in tonight?

by WorkBeeotchSteph June 14, 2011