Skip to main content

clipped dick

1) A male with a circumcised schlong (putz).

2) The actual dong itself with it's "permanent haircut".

3) By extension, the term has also been used to describe entire groups of people who practice circumcision for religious, cultural or other reasons. "Clipped dick" has been noticeably applied as slang for Jewish people.
There goes Frank. He's got a clipped dick.

There goes Frank. He's a clipped dick.
clipped dick by Frank Klaune January 2, 2005
clipped dick mug front
Get the clipped dick mug.
See more merch

Clipped dick

That clipped dick small hat and his sodomy sword. That niggardly small hat used a groupon for his clipped dick

Chipped Dick 

Western Pennsylvania slang for "Beat Up" dick that looks like Chipped Ham.
Yo, did you see that Smore (Slutty man whore) Tommy's Chipped Dick, it's beat to hell and back!
Chipped Dick by Clamsout22 October 6, 2018

dick-clipper 

A dick-clipper is a surgeon who circumcises guys, usually in infancy.
I was cut in infancy by a dick-clipper who cut me high & tight.
dick-clipper by USAF Cadet August 23, 2021

Dick-clipper 

A woman who hates men. Typically has short hair, or is in a lesbian relationship.
"That dick-clipper told me I couldn't fish here."
Dick-clipper by Fishtits69 June 24, 2024

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026