Clint Dempsey

Also known as "Deuce," Clint Dempsey is the first USA soccer player to make a noticeable impact for a European club team. He has scored several wonder goals including those against Juventus and Stoke and continues to impress fans and players alike with his ability to score often from a midfield role. His name has become synonymous with clutchness and an overall bad-assness after playing two complete games with a broken jaw and sprained ankle. Pretty much, he's a beast.

Nationally Clint Dempsey day is world recognized as the 8th of March every year. To celebrate, individuals usually get together, watch a match, eat pizza, and drink to toast an icon and legend in the making. Happy Clint Dempsey Day!

Aaron Rodgers was seriously Dempsey-like after finishing the season with 2 concussions.

Dude, did you see the way that guy just ate an elephant and cured cancer? That was totally Clint Dempsey, man.

Clint Dempsey by Frankenstein's Little Brother March 23, 2011

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Clint "Deuce" Dempsey

The pinnacle of US Soccer.

Clint "Deuce" Dempsey is to the US as Diego Maradona is to Argentina.

Clint "Deuce" Dempsey by Soccer Lord November 5, 2010

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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