An act performed by at least two people, which appeals to the prurient interest of one or all parties, in which one party defecates upon the chest of another.
Oy! Don't talk to her. That bird gives Cleveland steamers back in the shitter for half a crown, she does.
by Danny May 14, 2004
To the person who said that a Cleveland Steamer is when you receive a BJ on the crapper whilst droping the Kids off at the pool, To you I say, wrong sir. That is called a Blumpky. A Cleveland Steamer is most definatly a poo sport for the emotionally retartedans socially inept.
Why waste perfectly good poo on a Blumpky when you can share the fun of a Cleveland Steamer with your insignificant other.
by MO November 3, 2004
the procedure of one sexual partner (man or woman) taking a shit on the chest area of the other partner (man or woman).
That cleveland steamer you gave me last night was extra hot, i can still feel the steam from under the sheets last night.
by Angela Lopez April 19, 2006
damn, i got to take a major dump and the bathroom is all the way downstairs. oh well, i'll just take a shit on this bitch.
by RayH December 23, 2003
by fobes June 16, 2004
The act of taking a shit on a girl's chest while she is sucking your dick. See also: Hot Carlisle, Pasadena Mudslide, California Hot Plate
by MadHat December 18, 2004
The act of defecating on the chest of one's partner and then performing a rocking motion while sitting in the feces in an attempt to spread the feces out in a steam roller like fashion.
by fdkj May 14, 2008