This one is a lot cleaner than its OG cousin, the Cleveland Steamer. When you go to take a shit and you’re constipated, suddenly you’re craving something sweet and creamy. You summon your hot, new, lactating baby mama who pops out her luscious boobs for you to suckle on. Crisis averted!
“I was so thirsty last night I got my girlfriend to give me a Cleveland Latte while taking a giant shit while on the porcelain throne!”
by FireLG75 May 13, 2022