Clemson (n.) (clem-sucks)
Clemson, commonly pernounced Clem-sucks (for obvious reasons), is often described as an arrogant person and/or persons with very few brain cells. Whom without their sports department has very little, correction, nothing to offer. When Clemson fans find their neiche in the outside world (which most don’t tend to travel far) - they reside in sad little boring no-name towns in the mountains of South Carolina where there is nothing to do but watch football and marry your cousin. Being as football is the only thing that gives these primitive beings a reason to live, they obsess over the fact and become one of the most obnoxious and untollerable fans in all of college athletics. Their incredibly poor sportsmanlike behaviors have made them unenjoyable by all other colleges who unanimously dispise hosting the likes of their company every gameday.
For related words see: unintelligent, redneck, white trash
Clemson, commonly pernounced Clem-sucks (for obvious reasons), is often described as an arrogant person and/or persons with very few brain cells. Whom without their sports department has very little, correction, nothing to offer. When Clemson fans find their neiche in the outside world (which most don’t tend to travel far) - they reside in sad little boring no-name towns in the mountains of South Carolina where there is nothing to do but watch football and marry your cousin. Being as football is the only thing that gives these primitive beings a reason to live, they obsess over the fact and become one of the most obnoxious and untollerable fans in all of college athletics. Their incredibly poor sportsmanlike behaviors have made them unenjoyable by all other colleges who unanimously dispise hosting the likes of their company every gameday.
For related words see: unintelligent, redneck, white trash
- Has anyone talked to Davey? Anyone keep up with that guy anymore?
- Last I heard he’s a Clemson fan now. He’s moved back in with his mamma n’ them out at the trailer park. They say he’s not good for much, can’t get a job or a life for that matter, but damn if he can’t rock the beer gut, purple, and orange like a real deadbeat!
- Last I heard he’s a Clemson fan now. He’s moved back in with his mamma n’ them out at the trailer park. They say he’s not good for much, can’t get a job or a life for that matter, but damn if he can’t rock the beer gut, purple, and orange like a real deadbeat!
by 26293740000 November 25, 2018
by C9C2F01DCB10A191 September 5, 2019
An inferior clone mutation of a person, place, or thing that looks almost exactly like the original it was trying mimic. A clemson has the capability to truly fool others into believing they're in fact the original and not the generic clone. Clemsonians, those on board with clemson(s). have a seemingly self-aware ignorance of their clemson's inferior, coincidental likeness of its predecessor. Clemson(s) tend to spawn from very stout predecessors that can carry them very far without having any origin.
Bro, that PolyStation is a straight clemson. It looks almost exactly like the Playstation it was trying to mimic, plays terrible games, and has the capability to truly fool others. This bizarre clemson goes for it in terms of aping the PlayStation’s original packaging, even going so far as to mimic the PSone’s shape. Despite this clemson not being able to play any PlayStation titles whatsoever, it nailed the “gamer” aesthetic, but failed in nearly every other conceivable aspect—unless you were, perhaps, an unsuspecting parent or grandparent looking to grab a fun gift for your children or grandchildren.
by Sm0t P0ker October 15, 2021
When POTUS 45 throws an All American Dinner, menu must consist of McDonalds, Wendys, Burger Kings and some pizza.
Must be in large quantity
Must be in large quantity
by McFartyland January 16, 2019
the act whereby an overrated football team builds up a big winning streak and artificially high national ranking by beating up on inferior competition, only to lose a bunch of games and get killed by truly good teams at the end of the season, thus exposing them for what they truly are.
"Clemson started off the 2011 season 8-0 and ranked as high as #6, only to 'pull a Clemson' and lose 4 of their last 5, get embarrassed by their rival South Carolina, and then give up the most points in bowl history to West Virginia in the Orange Bowl."
by CaliCock January 7, 2012
When someone screws up a work:
Well I guess you will have to talk to the boss about that - you pulled a clemson.
To my son, You have a test today. Well don't pull a clemson.
When the check out clerk at Walmart rings up an item twice - Hey you pulled a clemson on my bill.
References: 2012 Orange Bowl
West Virginia 70 Clemson 33
Well I guess you will have to talk to the boss about that - you pulled a clemson.
To my son, You have a test today. Well don't pull a clemson.
When the check out clerk at Walmart rings up an item twice - Hey you pulled a clemson on my bill.
References: 2012 Orange Bowl
West Virginia 70 Clemson 33
by ACC_SUCKS January 7, 2012
by Siiebs March 13, 2019