The inability to finish any piece of work no matter what the reward offered or with any regard as to how beneficial the reward might be
"i'm just gonna clementine on this job, sod it"
"I know they offered me loads of money, but i'm just gonna clementine my way out of this one"
"I know they offered me loads of money, but i'm just gonna clementine my way out of this one"
by Kingwillasa June 18, 2013
The most funny French man who is incredibly good looking and a master of the intercourse with females
by Mathewmathias May 22, 2018
A fruit used by Asians for masturbational purposes. While other races usually use a grapefruit, a grapefruit is too much for an Asian to handle. Often heated up for more satisfaction.
German: I'm gonna go jerk with my grapefruit. Wanna come?
Asian: Konichiwa. No. I'll stick to my clementine.
Asian: Konichiwa. No. I'll stick to my clementine.
by Jalapeno De Aweschomeness January 19, 2009
When a mandarin has sex with an orange it made Clementine. Also one a really common song names for some strange reason.
by Morphological March 7, 2017
One of the few lucky girls who have an interesting name that is still pretty and works well with surnames. Clementines are pretty and fun but not stupid or annoying. The thing that annoys Clementines the most is people calling them 'tangerine' or 'satsuma' if you call a clementine this they will never ever be your friend or like you ..... trust me
A new girl walks into a classroom. She is very pretty and has an air of confidence and intelligence about her.
Teacher: So this is our new girl sorry what's your name?
Clementine: Clementine
Teacher: Can I just call you tangerine? 'smiles'
Clementine: Piss off you stupid arse
Teacher: So this is our new girl sorry what's your name?
Clementine: Clementine
Teacher: Can I just call you tangerine? 'smiles'
Clementine: Piss off you stupid arse
by i don't wanna give u my email! May 12, 2009
by headycheese February 16, 2006
a girly who cute but always gets the fuckboys she way to good for. she pretty yet petty and loves to be social. she the one always getting high tho lol
person: you see that girl
other person: yea
person: thas clementine
other person: o yea the one always getting high
other person: yea
person: thas clementine
other person: o yea the one always getting high
by hey.itz.sam June 10, 2017