Claude moment 

To be in a chatroom, but not speaking. Originated by ClaudeMan in davedays chat. http://davedays.com/?page_id=24 Usually without warning (no brb or ttyl).

Katie_is_hardcore:Why isn't Claude talking?
ashrocks20:He never talks for more than 5 minutes.
Katie_is_hardcore:Claude moment!
DoodlePook/Poke: Thats ribbish!
Katie_is_hardcore: hehehhehehehe
Desolate: wth???
Katie_is_hadcore: inside joke
Bella_Cullen(Jazzy): OMG EDWARD IS SO HOT
Katie_is_hardcore: *drools* Jassssperrrr
JAKE: Ikr? Jasper's so hot.

Claude moment by Katie_is_hardcore December 15, 2008

Claude moment 

Usually entering a chatroom, and not saying anything. At random, rare moments, they say useless and somewhat ridiculous comments such as 'I love you' and 'O baby'. Originated by claudeman in Daveday's chat. The reason for Claudemoments is unknown.

HahaHardy_plays_the_Banjo: Hi claude.
HahaHardy_plays_the_Banjo: Claude?? Are you there?
_Haitain_fresh_: Idk...he's been on for hours
Xx_CrazyRhi_xX: I'm bored
JustSing_(Finger-wag_for_a_douchebag): Team jake.
ClaudeMan: I LOVE YOU ALL
JustSing_(Finger-wag_for_a_douchebag): ?? Huh???
Blondie!: Claude moment.

Claude moment by Untouched December 26, 2008

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004