Classic Lies

Lies that have been told for generations and generally accepted as untruths. Examples: 1) Your car will be ready this afternoon, 2) Your check is in the mail. 3) I promise I won't cum in your mouth.

I told my girlfriend that swallowing jizz makes your hair shiny. That's one of those classic lies.

by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

classiclism

classic at its realist.

classic+realism=classiclism

Look at that girls shirt (girls shirt: "I dont eat meat but I'll eat you alive.")..classiclism.

by ThvngsBlvwn March 27, 2011