If you're familiar with the term "Cock Block," you know that it means one dude messed up another dude's game with the ladies. Well, this happens to girls too. And we (most of us) don't have cocks.
If you've ever been obviously checking out a guy and then your friend decides to "claim" him by walking up to him and touching his polo shirt and exclaiming, "I'm soooo drunk right now omg!"- you've been clam jammed.
If you've ever been hitting it off with a guy and then you tell him his pong game is weak, you've been clam jammed.. by yourself, I might add.
If you've ever been obviously checking out a guy and then your friend decides to "claim" him by walking up to him and touching his polo shirt and exclaiming, "I'm soooo drunk right now omg!"- you've been clam jammed.
If you've ever been hitting it off with a guy and then you tell him his pong game is weak, you've been clam jammed.. by yourself, I might add.
by KateSauce January 27, 2008
Large group/party consisting primarily of vagina. I.e., equivalent to the male version "sausage fest".
by Booka88 June 21, 2010
The last Saturday before finals at Fairfield University in which thousands of students flee the overbearing pigs that run security at school and migrate to fairfield beach for a fun filled day of binge drinking, bitches, and beriut. Clam Jam includes various bands, dj's, drunk security guards and of course plenty kegs to go around.
It has recently come under the scrutiny of full time residents at fairfield beach who bought beach houses in a college town for half the price, expecting no disturbances. As much as these fun suckers try to ruin our time, clam jam will always live on.
It has recently come under the scrutiny of full time residents at fairfield beach who bought beach houses in a college town for half the price, expecting no disturbances. As much as these fun suckers try to ruin our time, clam jam will always live on.
John: You going down to clam jam today? I heard the cops are gonna be strict.
Mike: Fuck those pigs. I would never miss clam jam.
Mike: Fuck those pigs. I would never miss clam jam.
by FU Beach September 22, 2010
With a variety of clam, from the Bearded Clam to the Soft Shell Smooth Clam, many Clams can be found with Clam Jam. Clam Jam is a buildup of male ejaculation, that becomes engulfed in the clams natural frothy excretion, causing both to solidify into Clam Jam. Clam Jam can be identified on these Clams based on texture, and jello like texture. This makes for a wholesome snack on crackers when obtained freshly from the Clam. Most Women quite enjoy the Clam Jam spread on crackers with a cold glass of pink Moscato.
by Peter R Wong January 29, 2021
When you give your friend a bad nick name so that boys don't talk to her and she ends up alone at the end of the night.
Boy: Hi. What are your names?
Friend: I am Sexy Bexy and this is my friend Steephy Queefy.
Boy: *walks away*
Queefy Steephy: You Clam Jam me every time with that nick name!
Friend: I am Sexy Bexy and this is my friend Steephy Queefy.
Boy: *walks away*
Queefy Steephy: You Clam Jam me every time with that nick name!
by Steephy Queefy March 31, 2013
A song sung by a female rock group pertaining to the subjects of heart break, hating men, or expressing ones self in a feminine way.
by Lucky16 January 13, 2011
The act of meeting up with friends at Lake George for a weekend of fun filled activities including Log Bay Day (getting stoopid drunk at Log Bay ((the great Barrier Reef outskirting the beautiful confines of Lake Jorge) in your boats that line up with other boats so you can make boat alleys where you meet new friends and hopefully get their clams). Preceding that is a fun filled concert with a preset band every year. You also get very drunk here is well. Throughout the weekend you try to stay off alcohol for a little bit so you can eat food every once in a while.
Dre: Hey, I can't wait to see the new Clam Jam '012 jersies for this year
Tad: Ya, there gunna be Rad!!!!
Tad: Ya, there gunna be Rad!!!!
by thepet2123 April 20, 2012