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Clam Chopped

The act of two naked women interlocking around a man’s head and simultaneously ear fucking him with their bare pussies.
Matthew payed for two strippers and won the prize to get clam chopped
Clam Chopped by HairyWeiner89 February 20, 2026

chopper clam 

noun: a person, most likely male, who may or may not own a chopper style motorcycle but acts hardcore. they will absolutely own a flannel, vans, and a pickup truck to haul their cool bike to shows where others actually do ride.

the chopper clam is the epitome of the follower, jumping on the bike and fashion bandwagon, but never really riding. it's about the scene and being cool for them, not riding.

clans of chopper clams can usually be found together as they hate being around non-clams who can see through their fakeness.
see also: attention whore
i went to the chopper meet and saw most of the chopper clams hauled the bikes 40 miles in their pickup truck instead of riding them.

the chopper clams were the only guys who bitched about the honda guy who actually rode 1,500 miles to get to the chopper meet
chopper clam by tophamander February 11, 2010

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026