clam bumper

A homosexual woman. (slander)

Man: "How did I know my girlfriend would run off with a clam bumper?"

by Spud January 27, 2004

clam bumper

lesbian

"Gee, I never would've guessed that Rosie O'Donnell was a clam bumper.", he said sarcastically.

by Mike Stander August 1, 2003

clam bumper

Lesbian

"you two clam bumpers wanna be alone?"

by like2watch August 1, 2003

Clam Bumpers

One definition of lesbians, (clam meaning vagina) insisting that the two women have sex by rubbing one of their vaginas against the others vagina.

Cindy and Martha love eachother, they are probably clam bumpers.

by leanna :) April 25, 2006

clam bumper

Cassie Balleza from chowchilla that is really RANK. she smells like cottage cheese!!!!! shes a fat stupid bitch and often fucks sara merical, also a clam bumper who smokes oregano and thinks its bud!

Sarah and cassie fuck when they are together

by Cockmaster Bob January 12, 2004