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Circuit Party 

A large, gay dance party, something like a gay version of a rave, but with a gay-oriented music selection (usually pop, progressive house, and tribal). Events are well-promoted, publicized, advertised and organized, are often attended by thousands, can be big charity fundraisers, and are usually expensive to attend.

Since each circuit party occurs on a specific weekend and in a specific city once a year, and there are many parties on "the circuit", travel and planning are required. Travelling from party to party becomes part of a circuit boy's lifestyle of travel, networking and partying.

Some examples of circuit parties: White Party in Palm springs (April), Black Party in New York (March), the Black and Blue Ball in Montreal (October), the Blue Ball in Philadelphia (January).

These are often all-night and multi-day events, and party drugs such as ecstasy, GHB, ketamine and crystal are frequently taken by partygoers.
It's only August, but circuit boy Dave can't wait! He has already booked his hotel for his favorite circuit party, White Party Palm springs next April.
Circuit Party by djenning90 May 20, 2010
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circuit party 

A series (usually several days and nights in a row) of large predominantly gay rave events that are well publicized and frequented by middle-class gay white men.
The White Party, one of the first circuit parties, usually starts on Monday, and lasts until the following Monday.

He was so sketchy at the circuit party.
circuit party by CircuitDaddy February 4, 2004

circuit party 

(SIR cut PAR tee) noun. any number of a series of events that can be held around world generally catering to butch looking young gay men and fag hags that consists of dancing mindlessly until dawn to disco music after injesting K, ex and/or methamphetamine
Ted: Hey. I got my invitation to the circuit party the other day, wanna go?
Tod: I don't have anything butch enough to wear and I'm all out of (drug of choice or availability).
Ted: I'm out of (drug of choice or availability) too. Let's call that fag hag Sue.
Tod: Great idea Ted! That bitch always has (drug of choice or availability).
circuit party by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005

Circuit Party 

A place for drugs and unprotected sex among barely functional adult man-children who make sane, well adjusted gays look bad. They have 6 hour skin routines but do not own a mattress or a trash can because they are never in the city they work in and have not worked more than 4 days in a single month in 6 years.

Doubles as a log cabin republican getaway.
Ethan M.: "Next week we're traveling to white party to do coke, X, G, Tina, bath salts, and assorted neurotoxins."

Ethan S.: "Wow, sounds great. Ethan J. and I just came back from purple party. We went there right after Ski Week during COVID lockdown"

Ethan J.: "Yeah it was great but we saw a lot of poors, fats, and Asians on our way to pick up our anabolic steroids and get our Gorillapox vaccines. Sadly Ethan H. died of meningitis in the middle of the last week's Tea Dance. Or maybe that was Ethan D. Ethan H. might have overdosed on Fentanyl. I can't remember I'm coming down off a high right now."

Ethan W.: "Wow, I can't wait for my first circuit party so much! I can't wait to become just like you guys."

Ethan M.: "Here, take this unlabeled syringe and you'll be on your way!"
Circuit Party by Interwebtrololol August 27, 2022

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026