The act of lying to an entire family that one of their family members was killed in a horrific accident. While you tell your lie the family has to all be hanging upside down over buckets where their tears from the bad news is accumulated. This word can only be applied in this given context and can never be used as an expression. To ever go about Tear Chugging you must kidnap an entire family (minimum 3 family members), hogtie them and let them dangle upside down so excessive rope is very necessary.
Criminal 1 - what is everyone in here for?
Criminal 2 - stealing!
Criminal 3 - battery!
Criminal4 - murder!
Criminal 5 - tear chugging the Robinsons!
Criminal 1 - You're real sick Criminal 5.
Criminal 5 - why are you calling me Criminal 5? My name is Jeff.
Criminal 1 - not in the context of this definition example. Your entire existence was created soley for a joke on the Urban Dictionary website. You will never truly get to live, Jeff.
Jeff- OH MY GOD!
Criminal 3 - join the club.
Criminal 4 - what's tear chugging?
Criminal 2 - stealing!
Criminal 3 - battery!
Criminal4 - murder!
Criminal 5 - tear chugging the Robinsons!
Criminal 1 - You're real sick Criminal 5.
Criminal 5 - why are you calling me Criminal 5? My name is Jeff.
Criminal 1 - not in the context of this definition example. Your entire existence was created soley for a joke on the Urban Dictionary website. You will never truly get to live, Jeff.
Jeff- OH MY GOD!
Criminal 3 - join the club.
Criminal 4 - what's tear chugging?
by Mandatory Playground January 18, 2021
Someone that makes a habbit of chugging beer through their butt believing they will pass a breathalyzer.
Can you pass a breathalyzer by chugging beer through your butt? Only if you're a 7/16th Butt Chug Bradley!
by Canarious October 2, 2016
Robyn and Patrick went to the chug n slug last weekend. Robyn smoked too much weed to even get out of the dugout but Patrick hit 5 home runs. Then she gave him a hot Carl behind the right field fence.
by Messyjiggler77 March 10, 2016
The new high school craze is fuck chugging! Find out more on the 9 o'clock news!
Yo! Last night I walked in on Tyler fuck chugging with kelsey!
Yo! Last night I walked in on Tyler fuck chugging with kelsey!
by Turd_ferguson14 October 3, 2021
Verb: when a women’s cleavage gulps a dick like a thirsty seeing eye dog gulps water after being obediently stuck to his blind owners side for 48 hours
“I can’t make the photo shoot , I chest chugged Phillip all night and now I have a bruise under my chin”
by Gnome 3248 September 25, 2021
Damn, Daniel... I'm about to go Canoe Chugging.
by Fen_ris October 22, 2023
A term used when people are chugging a liquid (mainly alcohol ) off of random objects into their mouths. It’s very popular on the Do It For State page. This includes drinks being poured down dead animal carcass, through engine blocks, in between titties, down the ass of a cow, down a gutter, out of trash can.. etc
by Platezz January 26, 2018