Chronic Flex 

A condition in which someone feels compelled to constantly bring things that make them look good in casual conversation. It can be the same thing every time or a variety of things; as long as the subtle or obvious aim is to make themselves sound or look cool, it's a flex, and if it happens all the time, it's chronic. It's most obvious when a detail is tossed in that is really unnecessary for any other purpose than flexing.

Example 1
"Man it's hot out. I haven't been in weather this warm since the day I met Barak Obama in high school."
"Still suffering from Chronic Flex, huh?"

Example 2
"I'm vegan."

Example 3
"I'm a size medium... I haven't been able to wear a small since I started lifting."
"Hey Chronic Flex, good to see you too."

Chronic Flex by NoviceEnrique October 31, 2018

chronic flexer

A person who flexes all their name brand/expensive items or clothing. Most of the time they will repeatedly flex the same things over and over again. It’s like taking bragging to an extreme

Person 1: aye bro I’m getting the newest iPhone soon
Person 2: you literally already told me that like 5 times

Person 1: oh well I didn’t know if I told you
Person 2: you are such a chronic flexer like fucking stop

chronic flexer by taylormckay07 November 21, 2018