he is the hottest and sexiest man alive, the best mobile fortnite player to ever grace this earth. jr is ass compared to him. esteban wants to suck him but he is taken. esteban committed suicide after that. in his prime he was better at soccer than ronaldo and messi combined. rachel and nana are very jealous because chris is going to be rich and they will live on the streets where they belong. jose has a crush on rachel tho.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi