Christmas creep

A phenomenon where the Christmas season starts earlier and earlier each year.

If they don't keep the Christmas creep under control, the season will start in June before we know it.

Christmas creep by quackle April 19, 2005

Word of the Day on December 22, 2006

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Christmas creep

That shady dude at Christmas parties who sits underneath the mistletoe all night, waiting for the unlucky girl to wander by.

Mario has been a Christmas creep, chillin by the archway. I can't walk by!

Christmas creep by steponknee April 5, 2016

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Christmas creep

1. Universally hated, market driven phenomenon that if left unchecked will eventually culminate in an uninterrupted decade of concatenated carol medleys, closely followed by a glorious moment of frantic arson destroying every Christmatastasized mall in America.

2. Any one of the marketing executives responsible for it.

1. If it weren't for this gol-danged Christmas creep, I wouldn't be listening to "Jingle Bell Rock" on the Fourth of July!

2. If I ever get my hands on one of those Christmas creeps, I'll tie him to a chair and make him listen to "O Christmas Tree" until he screams for mercy.

Christmas creep by Boingerschleimer December 28, 2006

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Christmas Creep

An unexpected hook-up while home on Christmas break.

Yo, my Christmas break was off the chains. Caught this little blondie in a Christmas Creep.

Christmas Creep by toodalee January 16, 2007

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Christmas creeping

The physical actions taken to start the Christmas Creep phenomenon; such as playing commercials and printing advertisements with a Christmas theme.

The Christmas creeping's begun this year; just heard a commercial with jingle bells.

Christmas creeping by BackupMcGee October 4, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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