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Christmas creep 

That shady dude at Christmas parties who sits underneath the mistletoe all night, waiting for the unlucky girl to wander by.
Mario has been a Christmas creep, chillin by the archway. I can't walk by!
Christmas creep by steponknee April 5, 2016

Christmas creep 

1. Universally hated, market driven phenomenon that if left unchecked will eventually culminate in an uninterrupted decade of concatenated carol medleys, closely followed by a glorious moment of frantic arson destroying every Christmatastasized mall in America.

2. Any one of the marketing executives responsible for it.
1. If it weren't for this gol-danged Christmas creep, I wouldn't be listening to "Jingle Bell Rock" on the Fourth of July!

2. If I ever get my hands on one of those Christmas creeps, I'll tie him to a chair and make him listen to "O Christmas Tree" until he screams for mercy.
Christmas creep by Boingerschleimer December 28, 2006

Christmas Creep 

Yo, my Christmas break was off the chains. Caught this little blondie in a Christmas Creep.
Christmas Creep by toodalee January 16, 2007

Christmas creeping

The physical actions taken to start the Christmas Creep phenomenon; such as playing commercials and printing advertisements with a Christmas theme.
The Christmas creeping's begun this year; just heard a commercial with jingle bells.
Christmas creeping by BackupMcGee October 4, 2010