The best vocalist in history. Comes complete with great lyrics, pretty face, and even a really pretty name! Makes Britney Spears look talentless and psychotic ... cuz, well she is!
(sorry, britney lovers, its just the truth.)
(sorry, britney lovers, its just the truth.)
"Wow, have you heard Britney Spears sing? She's the best!"
"Obviously, you haven't heard Christina Aguilera sing. You poor thing."
"Obviously, you haven't heard Christina Aguilera sing. You poor thing."
by Jessikiaa(xtinafan) January 28, 2009
great singer
shame she feels she has to sell her body to get people to buy records but I suppose it gives people something to look at
shame she feels she has to sell her body to get people to buy records but I suppose it gives people something to look at
by Anonymous July 13, 2003
by Chya January 1, 2004
Someone who's "singing" sounds like she's clearing her throat. a GRATING, GUTTURAL SOUND THAT MAKES MY EARS BLEED. She acts like a nasty slut just to sell CDs. A talentless skank who looks like a drag queen with makeup and without it looks even WORSE. A trashy ho who attempts to dress "classy" but looks nasty her long narrow face, and beady eyes that are too close together and a nasty long pointy rat nose and has the ugliest fake boobs and bowed legs. She also is a stuck up bitch who hasn't a clue how fugly she is. She spoke out against Britney and Madona's kiss even though she participated in it. She was just mad nobody made a big deal about HER. She used to be down to earth and approachable and seemed nice, now looks like an L.A. plastic surgery nightmare who thinks she's too good to sign autographs for the fans who made her. I like Britney better. She can't sing either, but at least she isn't an eyesore.
by Tired of it all March 27, 2008
n. any of a variety of porcelain dolls made in China with built in vibrating vocal chords which only work if you shake the doll.
by camp lickalotta March 12, 2008
A dirrrtty ho who looks like a piece of shite. She can sing, but tone it down girl. Do you want to make my ear's bleed? Get that hankercheif of your tits and wipe my bleeding ears!!
by Me October 21, 2004
Picture a stripper with a good voice.
Tried to out-sing Aretha Franklin on VH1's Diva's Live. Got her ass kicked.
At the 2002 Grammys, Patti Labelle sung her off the stage, as well as all the other "Lady Marmalade" girls (Pink, Mya, et al).
Has a reputation for being extremely rude and attempting to pick fights with other performers, notably Britney Spears (who used to be her friend), Pink (accused of stealing Aguilera's fashion choices), and Kelly Osbourne (whom she verbally abused at the 2003 MTV Europe Awards).
Tried to out-sing Aretha Franklin on VH1's Diva's Live. Got her ass kicked.
At the 2002 Grammys, Patti Labelle sung her off the stage, as well as all the other "Lady Marmalade" girls (Pink, Mya, et al).
Has a reputation for being extremely rude and attempting to pick fights with other performers, notably Britney Spears (who used to be her friend), Pink (accused of stealing Aguilera's fashion choices), and Kelly Osbourne (whom she verbally abused at the 2003 MTV Europe Awards).
In late 2003, Christina Aguilera approached Britney Spears in a club and attempted to kiss her, then scolded her for not "being real". Spears responded, "Well, Christina, what's your definition of being real? Approaching girls you haven't seen in three years and attempted to kiss them?"
by Emily January 18, 2004