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Christian Girl 

1. Females w/ Strong faith in God.

2. Some Christian Girls are always saying they're right and that you can't go to heaven. (super religious.)
3. Some Christian girls are just into being Spiritually connected w/ God and would tell you more about their faith if you ask. (not religious/kinda nice)
4. Some just go to church cuz of their parents (they're fake.)

5. They're all different. (That's true)
6. Tend to be looked at differently due to their beliefs. (Sometimes even picked on by others)

7. Some are real hot and others are not, but who cares?!
8. Christian girls are NOT perfect.
9. True Christian girls are hard to find.
10. Christian Girls are just like anytoher girl yet different.

Not inferior or superior. Just Christian.
Guy: "Hey girl, wanna come over to my house tonight."
Christian Girl (Smart): "Ummm. I'm not like that."

Chick 1: "Her Christian Girl, why the &*( do u even believe in God?"
Christian Girl: "For many reasons most ppl don't notice. He sent His one and Only Son to die for our sins (messed up things we've done) and for us to have a chance to go to heaven and not to hell."

Teacher: "Darwin's theory... blah blah blah... we evoulutioned"
Christian Girl: "I believe that God created us."

Person: "Life is so messed up, where was God when *something* happened?"
Christian Girl: "God has always been there, He shouldn't be blamed for everything. What don't kill you make you stronger."
Christian Girl by SilverShadow777 November 4, 2009
Words you can keep

Christian girl 

A girl who has an accent and loves her country, and is dedicated to God. She has long silky hair, she doesn't like to have crushes, because she's too busy thinking about Jesus. She respects every religion and human, she loves metal! Death metal, black metal, and nu metal is her fave genres! But she doesnt look like she listens to metal. Because she's too youthful. I guess she's a child of God.
P1- "man I love her."

P2- "don't get fooled, shes a christian girl yk, she wont have time for you yo"
Christian girl by VinnieSlow December 27, 2022

christian (girl) 

this person can be very religious other then that they always get the right friends for them that friend is always loyal to them if you get in touch with a christian don't ever leave her she will literally be the best thing that happened to you
boy1: whos that

boy2:that christian (girl)
christian (girl) by heav4life March 3, 2022

Christian Girl Autumn 

When a group of girls is so over the summer heat and can’t wait for it to be pumpkin spice latte drinking, sweater wearing, church going, leggings season.
Girl 1: “OMG it is SO hot outside, I literally can’t even.”

Girl 2: “OMG I know. I can’t wait for it to be sweater season, I’m ready for a Christian Girl Autumn.”
Word of the Day on September 7, 2024

Christian girl Christmas 

Like #nonutnovember this is a holiday were this time girls cant master-bait. No vibrator, no finger no dildo no nothing. In the month of December you must be a cleansed christian girl.
Boy: Dang girl bend over for me
Girl: No you creep, its christian girl Christmas

Christian Girl Hours 

1. Hours of the day a usual white rich girl stays up; 6:30 AM to 9:30 PM (unless she has prayer circle or talking to her sugar daddy)
Me: You want to go to a movie?
Her: No it’s past my Christian Girl Hours!

Christian Girl Autumn 

A spinoff of Megan Thee Stallion’s “Hot girl summer”, a meme grew in popularity consisting of a “stereotypical white Christian girl” doing classic autumnal white girl instagram poses and the phrase became a formally established meme.
Christian girl autumn is just being a stereotypical white female in the fall months
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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