Christi'on 

French name fit for a king, very happy and outgoing, lives helping people in need, deserves to be treated like royalty

Idk why but everyone loves Christi'on

Christi'on by Kindom March 13, 2017

christ on a cracker 

when you're in a war with your bf and you nearly get shot and you think that you're safe but turns out your bf got shot instead

gun: *shoots*
klaus: christ on a cracker! that was a close one, huh dave? dave?! medic! MEDIC! hey dave look at me. look at me, okay? oh damn it, medic! ok. look at me. hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. its ok. please, please..please stay with me, dave. stay with me. no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

christ on a cracker by mAniFEsTiNG March 18, 2019

christ on a bike 

Is an exclamation upon the sight of Jesus from Nasareth, known to Christians as Jesus Christ, riding a bicycle, bike, motorcycle, chopper or other similar means of transport. The exclamation generally indicates surprise or shock and additionally (depending on the speaker's religious views and attitude towards bikes) happiness, hope, uncertainty, frustration or anger.

Christ on a bike! What happened to your car???

christ on a bike by Eques October 16, 2013

Christ on a stick 

frustrated exclamation, usually referring to one's own crappy luck

Awww, christ on a stick! my megabytes have been st0l3d again

Christ on a stick by Guns July 22, 2004

Jesus Christ on a bicycle 

The using of christ's name, not necessarily in vain, but to exclaim surprise, disbelief, or disgust.
Also used in the excellent film, Ginger Snaps.

'Jesus Christ on a bicycle, Bob! You gave me a fright!'
or
'Jesus Christ on a bicycle! That was soooo gnarly!'

Jesus Christ on a bicycle by CobyPryant March 30, 2007

Jesus H. Christ on a Bike

The Irish/UK version of Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket, this phrase is used in extreme situations of shock, surprise, annoyance, or disgust. The addition of a well placed f-bomb can, of course, up the ante considerably.

"Liverpool couldn't beat Sheffield United?! Ah, Jesus H. Christ on a Bike!!!"

Helpful chap in bathroom: "I say, it appears that your penis is dripping a rather greenish looking slime."
You: "What?! JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A BIKE!!"

Jesus H. Christ on a Bike by Gaz Edmunds September 17, 2008

Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick 

Exclamation of surprise or shock as a result of nothign short of a miracle.

Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick! How did you get pregnant without having sex?!

Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick by scalz July 10, 2006