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Christ-Con 

To go hypocritically religious on people, with hateful, shaming or judgmental comments.
The governor went Christ-Con in a press conference about drag queen performances in front of children.

A Karen went Christ-Con to the discount store manager about displaying racy tabloids.

Krystal’s mom went Christ-Con on her for leaving the house wearing cameltoe leggings.

Mrs. Stonebauhler went Christ-con on Taniqua for playing dirty hip hop on her phone during Humanities class.
Christ-Con by dborlando May 17, 2023
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Christ consciousness 

The consciousness of the Original Human mentioned in the Gosple Of Mary, initiated by a conviction of truth of existence and a disregard for all belief that implies basic limitation.
It’s one thing if he chooses to be conscious awareness but, another if he chooses Christ consciousness.

Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem 

Pronouns used by gay men and closeted trans
"Did you know Joshuas pronouns are Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem"

"Dude... that's slang for closested gay men.. hes gay."

"Dont misgender Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem!"

Conchus Christ 

A Mystical Conch formed in the depths of the Pacific Ocean to save the world from Conchageddon, and to spare souls from eternity in Davey Jones' Locker.
"Did you see that? Conchus Christ!"

Convict of Christ

When you go on a mission trip with your church (preferably to Brazil) and get caught by your pastor for drinking. Conesequently, you have to confess in front of your entire church that you did so and then get mirked by your parents when you get back home.
Me: Damn dude, why did we drink on a church mission trip? That was an incredibly stupid decision.

Fellow Convict: Yea man, I am really embarrassed from our actions. I've already had four people call me a Convict of Christ ever since we got back to America. FML.
Convict of Christ by 180RobH July 9, 2010

Chris Condron 

Chris Condron, also known by his alter ego Lola McPeters, is a prominent gay personality and strong advocate for the Folsom Street Fair and Leather Festival in San Francisco.
Hey look, It's Chris Condron!

Where???????

There! Holding that leather whip and wearing a feather headress.

chris conley 

"Dude, Chris Conley's lyrics are the rawest and purest ever."
chris conley by sAL oMAL September 14, 2008