A abnormally fat man, who has a micropenis, girls flee when he comes around. A very annoying person, he fails when he try's to impress people. He's a slob and can't take care of him self or his hygiene.
by The Watchman February 19, 2016
An English Man with the attitude of a white ratchet girl living in a small town of Kentucky, but yet has one big dick that all the girls rave about. He is educated, but can be a major cunt. Hence, the total white girl attitude.
Girl: have you heard of Chris?
Girl 2: Yeah! He's a little bitch, but daaaaamn does he have a Huge dick on him. I only think about it every second of the day
Girl 2: Yeah! He's a little bitch, but daaaaamn does he have a Huge dick on him. I only think about it every second of the day
by landlockedvaginutis August 13, 2016
Chris is a dipshit. He's one of the pussiest, ugliest people you will ever meet. Rejected by every girl and he will always be single. Horrible friend and can't be trusted. Although he takes risks, he is still a dumbass. He takes everything up the ass and he has a small penis. Chris is a loser.
by Unseasonedchicken March 16, 2017
Person 1: Did you hear that Jessica kissed Brad?
Person 2: I thought Jessica and Chad were dating.
Person 1: Apparently not.
Person 2: I'm so Chris right now.
chris
Christopher
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confused
Person 2: I thought Jessica and Chad were dating.
Person 1: Apparently not.
Person 2: I'm so Chris right now.
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Christopher
chrissy
confused
by HetaliaHacker17025 May 22, 2016
A breed of weasel that exudes slime and bullshit, void of the capability of understanding the most simple business situations and incapable of human interaction and performing correctly
by Noodle650 August 15, 2017
Chris is quite a wierdo, he sometimes stutters, especially if hes in 'like with you'. Chris is very energetic, and loves the ny giants. He plays football, and loves sports. Over all an amazing person. He's actually one of the guys that made up the boogie. Great dancer (well, he thinks so.) Handsome, charming, he DOES NOT have metal steel abs, although he thinks he does. Chris could sometimes be very prideful, but is actually a big baby irl, but he is the most awesome person you will ever meet. He's a great m8, and a great friend. Ps-( gets hyper pretty quick)
by Stroughter November 20, 2019