Best name ever reserved only for pimps and direct decedents of god himself
yo dude last night Chris fucked 3 girls at once it was off the hook
by big pimp48646489 January 10, 2009
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hott piece of ass that all the girls want to get at. his cock is huge and even if the ladies dont know it they will soon enough.
by pussypounder August 30, 2008
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The kind of guy who thinks he's nothing special, but really proves to be better than the rest. He believes he's not worthy, but really, he's absolutely lovely.
There's just something about Chris...
by ElizaLucy February 18, 2010
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The cheapest guy on earth. He would sell his own limbs for a price. This is the guy that totals up his and his wife's share of the bill at the restaurant and forgets they had all that wine, but thinks that he is a generous son-of-a-bitch. He's the guy that will rip off his friends and his family to save a buck. He is a hoarder of course and lives like a bum but has copious amounts of money that he will never spend. He has no friends left in the world as he has ripped them all off and they all eventually caught on. He is a sociopath but somehow has escaped jail, as he is curiously lucky. He thinks he deserves more than he has and is a bitter bag of shit. Everyone that knows a Chris loathes him is waiting for Chris to die so that their lives will be better.
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by fembotnow August 16, 2013
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basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.
Damn Chris is such a Chris
by Calli4392 March 30, 2009
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One who kills the people who add gay ass definitions of Chris. He is also a damn good shot with a Desert Eagle
"Dude did You see that guys face?"
"Oh Him, I heard a Chris Got to him"
"Chris is one evil Guy!"
by 2face July 25, 2008
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