One of the uglies boys you could ever meet. Chris is usually the gay one in a group of friends and everyone hates them
Kid 1: fuck here comes Chris

Kid 2 : noooo I Hate hanging out with him
by Big boi 85 October 24, 2019
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Chris is a tall handsome man, who is skinny and has medium sized biceps but a huge dick that doesn’t disappoint.

He’s the type of guy that will talk to you on the phone for hours about how much of a sick cunt he is. He will send you videos of his dick the first time you talk and will insist on you sending pictures of your tits or puss - but don’t give into Chris, make him wait for your perfect titties.

Chris always wears TNS but don’t worry babes, he’s not an eshay, he’s just a sick cunt.

So yeah look, Chris is the sickest cunt you will ever meet, he’s kind, a good listener and fucking hot. If you ever meet a Chris, have his babies x
“Chris is a sick cunt
by ebgrace11 September 12, 2022
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Chris is a major dick that will steal all of the alcoholic beverages at parties, get drunk, and then pass the fuck out and not interact with anyone the rest of the night. He is also one to be on a tight leash in a relationship and be completely secluded with her and ignore anyone else.
Person 1: “Where’d all the alcohol go?”
Person 2: “Oh, Chris took and drank all of it.”
by Enigmaofmymindarenechanisms January 29, 2018
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a nice name but a really cheap person

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chris is a nice guy but also a cheap person
by Borderjumper89 September 10, 2022
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Chris is kind and passionate about the ones who are close to him

He could also be to passionate by acting gay and trying to grab friends dicks
He likes guys and girls

Likes basketball

But favorite game is Fortnite

Is way too overconfident
Chris is a medium weight and height and has a good taste in guys and girls

He’s single and ready to mingle
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He acts the gayest in the friend group
He’s very passionate about his friends
He loves to dance

When u look into his eyes he’ll put you into a trans

He has a very good taste in guys
Chris is very passionate about guys
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Chris is normally a shit siege player and tries to play with people who carry him. He normally rages when you call him trash and tries to come up with a comeback, but it takes him about 5 minuties to think of one. He has long twiggy legs & arms, no muscles and thinks he’s good at soccer. He also has a square head almost like Steve of MINECRAFT. He almost always gets the top marks in his class because he is a nerdy trihard and isn’t good at much else (siege).
Me: Chris your trash
Chris: at least I’m not donuting

Me: I have more kills than you

Chris: i have to get off, I’m not allowed to play during the week.
by PENTA IS BEST March 27, 2018
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