Chris Chris 

A super cocky doosh bag guy that makes 40K/year, but gives off a perception of a much more extravagant lifestyle. Examples - he drives a leased car and works in "sales" and talks about his "deals." Also known to name drop and lie incessantly.

That guy is a total Chris Chris, he talks about how he is loaded and hangs out with professional athletes but he actually sells appliances at Sears.

Chris Chris by Scoots McGee November 17, 2012

chris_just_chris 

A wo-man on TikTok who is all in females' business 24/7 rather than doing manly things. Also likes to boast about how much money sHE has made and what sHE is going to buy with it.

chris_just_chris is always worried about what 2 females are arguing today and looking for a way to insert herself in the drama. Chris_Just_Chris Throws several big gifts to random people just to lure them in to learn about their life to later destroy them down the road.

chris_just_chris by classprize_ June 7, 2023

chris trepidation 

some bitch that harry styles can’t stop singing about 🤨 not only did he get fine line written about him but harry also wants to “spread him open” WTF??
see also: harry’s sneaky link

who the fuck is chris trepidation

chris trepidation by king alfonzo September 27, 2021

chris trepidation 

some arrogant son of a bitch that harry styles is trying to spread open

who the fuck is chris trepidation and why is he shaking this soup???

chris trepidation by jennypappy October 4, 2021

Chris Evans 

the daddiest of all the famous chrises.

chris evans is a daddy. periodt.

Chris Evans by gothgillian May 25, 2019

Chris Miller

A Chris Miller is when you drink one beer before leaving for work and another in the car on the way there. Made famous by arthouse legend Chris Miller.

I did a Chris Miller every day for two weeks straight after my last ex walked out

Chris Miller by spigotthebear October 24, 2019

Chris Evans 

Chris Evans is a beautiful American GOD, he is both sexy and adorable and loves dogs, his favourite pass times include, being in a constant photoshoot, and hanging out with his buddy (dog) Dodger
(He is also Captain America so that’s a plus)

WOW I WOULD BANG THE FRICK OUT OF CHRIS EVANS

I would let Chris Evans plow me down

I would climb Chris Evans like a tree

Daddy = Chris Evans

Chris Evans by Jasmineshae June 16, 2019