A retro sexual position that has been reintroduced through the amateur porn circuit in Arizona. Desert Paradise, Arizona to be exact. This position involves the male talent to slightly sit on the edge of a desk, while his female partner straddles him and places her left foot on the desk. Chinese Chopsticks is the perfect position for women who are 9 months pregnant. Unfortunately, if the male talent had too much to drink the night before, this position may cause flaccidity and therefore, vaginal penetration may not be achieved.
Porn Director: "Okay. New position. Chinese Chopsticks."
Male Talent: "Chinese what???"
by Vincent aka Vinny August 17, 2021
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Similar to a snowbunny; someone of non-Asian ethnicity who is strictly attracted to Asian men or women
“I only date Asians so I’m a chopstick chaser
by LyssN. June 2, 2022
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A homo sexual from an Asian country, a dorogotorary slur, very racist term.
Listen her you bundle of chopsticks i want my spring rolls crispy!
by Attilath3bum October 13, 2022
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Sergeant Ling is often heartbroken and will go read music when not crying. Has a GPA of 1.3
by Some guy from discord November 23, 2021
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When a man of Asian decent attempts to have sex but cant get it up. "floppy Asian dick"
Stacy tried to have sex with Chang but he gave her the old "Floppy Chopstick", he was straight pushing rope.
by Capt.LongDong January 11, 2018
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A chopstick lesbian is a person who controls the abilities of eating, she uses them to impress girls and eats pussy without chopsticks, but with her fingers. She might not be obviously gay but if you look twice, you will see the dirtiness in her eyes. For the first date she will ask you out to the asian snack house next door.
oh my god, she can eat so much!
Yeah, she's a chopstick lesbian ;)
by chopstickx July 6, 2022
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