A term for jacking it off in the woods. Can also be a term for mastering while small children are watching.
by Ianisanoggod December 7, 2016
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When you are trying to get through something tough in life you can’t quit or give up... you just gotta keep “CHOPPING AT THE WOOD

- Another term for being consistent
Dale: “I’m so tired and ready to give up...”
Rowland: “You can’t give up yet! Now is not the time! Keep chopping wood ! Let’s go!”
by Seth Rowland November 26, 2020
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To chop some wood means to jack off.
I told the other guys, "Hey dudes - I gotta go chop some wood - wanna cum?"
by USAF Cadet July 14, 2021
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To smoke an irregularly mammoth marijuana cigarette in a very quick manner.
Alfonserelli Salamanderous, this is not a wood chopping contest. Pass that hooter to Fez!
by Fester Festrian July 7, 2004
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Masturbating right after you wake up to get rid of your "woodiness". See morning wood. masturbation
After having a very good dream, Roy chop the morning wood before going to get breakfast.
by Roy-Taichou July 18, 2009
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1.) When, after sexual intercourse, the male jumps in the air and does a 360 spin and slaps the female's vagina with full force upon landing
2.) When a lumberjack takes his axe and jumps in the air, completing a 360 degree spin and successfully chops a log/tree
3.) When you continually spin while jacking off
I preformed a 360 wood chop on your mom last night!
by PlanX December 5, 2010
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Chop Wood Carry Water means to do the things you need to do to achieve your aim. Hardwork, labour, persistent all muffled together over a long period of time, will result into goals achieved. It's the name of a book tho.
Chop Wood Carry Water man. It's not going to get any easier.
by Brainydaps January 13, 2023
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