(noun) A cat that would be defined as chonker but instead is even larger and more photogenic.
Friend: Who is that extra large lad over there?

Other Friend: Oh that is just my neighbors cat, he is an absolute chonker.
by ThisOnesForYouLucasAndIzzy November 15, 2019
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Heckin chonker refers to someone morbidly obese, chonker refers to chonk, which refers to chunk, which refers to a chunk of fat. Heckin is the verb for heck, a word used to express amazement or disappointment depending on the context.
“That new kid jimmy is a real heckin chonker, I bet he sits around eating junk all day.”
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Timo is the most Chonkerist chonker in the world since he's so fat and chunky monkey poops cuz he's so chonker he's the most chonker in the world he can blast the whole world since he's so chonker cuz he's a timo chonker he likes calling people chonker because he is a chonker chonker chonker big fat chonker looking like a timo chonker so he's so chonker that he should go and chonker cuz he's the most chonkerest chunky monkie chunkerchonkeruiresrutreiuewschonker in the whole entire world since he's a timo chonker chonker chonker timo is so fucking chonker cuz he's chonker.
timo why u so damn chonker youChonkerist chonker in the world since he's so fat and chunky monkey poops cuz he's so chonker he's the most chonker in the world he can blast the whole world since he's so chonker cuz he's a timo chonker he likes calling people chonker because he is a chonker chonker chonker big fat chonker looking like a timo chonker so he's so chonker that he should go and chonker cuz he's the most chonkerest chunky monkie chunkerchonkeruiresrutreiuewschonker in the whole entire world since he's a timo chonker chonker chonker timo is so fucking chonker cuz he's chonker.
by Timos chonker cuz he ate dora January 13, 2021
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A traditional British dish, consisting of bangers and mash, crumpets, wotzits with a side of Marmite.

Thought to be first served by Lord Arthur Wadsworth-Wattinhton, first Earl of Hemel Hempstead when his team, The London Silly Ninnies won the English National soccer cup.
I'm surprised British People call Mac and cheese just Mac and cheese and not Piddywickles and Chonkers.
by Orinoco23 April 10, 2020
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Versatile slang connotating a person who sucks in some form or fashion, be it sexual in nature or un.

Can also be used as a verb, in a nonsuperlative manner, i.e. donkey chonk.
Ralph: Hey Johnny, check out the guy with the toilet roll hangin' out the back of his pants.
Johnny: Yeah, what a donkey chonker.
by King Sexy October 15, 2005
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Male genitalia that is so girthy in size that it's really Suspicous or Sussy on how it's even possible.
"Bro Guess What!?"
"What?"
"I got to see Tyler's Sussy Chonker last night!! It was so insane!"
by John_Pickle January 20, 2022
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A person with a preference for a larger bodied, potentially overweight, partner.

Synonymous with "Chubby Chaser"
Person 1 - "I'm more into the old Jonah Hill, I prefer chunky guys."
Person 2 - "You're such a Chonker Bonker!"
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