dick chokers 

when your boxers are too tight and you go to sit down they choke your dick up real bad.

every time my mom tries to buy me new boxers they always wind up being dick chokers, never fails.

dick chokers by joegunn December 17, 2008

corn eyed bowl choker 

An extremely large piece of corn laden shit that chokes the toilet bowl and requires a professional plumber to clear; typical measurements = 6"- 8" circumference (tapered at both ends) x 14" - 22.5" length. Producer of said ass log must posess sufficient sphincter control that will enable this rarest of shits to remain intact (no breakage). Offshoot versions can include the steaming corn eyed bowl choker, rusty corn eyed bowl choker and the corn/ lima bean skin eyed bowl choker.

Janes rapidly evolving - young adult - metabolism enhanced her rate of digestion beyond that of normal girls in their early twenties....this, coupled with her incessant anal stimulation widened her poop chute to twice the normal asshole size. Her recent visit to a friends house found her in a quandry of sorts after she placed a generous sized corn eyed bowl choker in the guest bathroom...a hasty exit, me thinks she makes

corn eyed bowl choker by Theo Fuxtable May 10, 2011

nashville choker 

When someone chokes you with a bolo tie.

We were going at it last night with nothing on except my boots and bolo tie , when he gave me the Nashville choker.

nashville choker by vaGina August 12, 2017

chokter 

A word commonly used by Jamie Dunlop.

Adam© says:
awryte bawface
The Honey Monster says:
ryt yah chokter

chokter by Adam Kerr December 10, 2008

bowl choker 

a piece of human feces so large that it does not even move when the toilet is flushed. in most cases requires removal with a small garden shovel. plungers are rendered useless in a case of a bowl choker.

this toilet is industrial and that bowl choker isn't moving!

bowl choker by alan steel October 17, 2008

Midnight Choker 

Someone who jerks off right around midnight every night, usually due to being horny with no pussy sex in sight, other than porn.

Dude is such a midnight choker, don't even bother calling him at midnight, he'll be choking the chicken neck to porn!

Midnight Choker by sarasplayroom.com November 4, 2009

toilet choker 

Any item or article that clogs up a toilet, ie: excessive amounts of toilet paper or a big, fat honkin' turd.

Hey man, your toilet's overflowing all over the bathroom floor — I dropped a major toilet choker and your sissy bowl couldn't handle it.

toilet choker by mangus May 24, 2004