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Chode paste 

Can be either smegma (the crust on yer balls after sex) or jizz.
I got a serious case of chode paste after banging that chick.
Chode paste by Lexicon Devil February 16, 2008
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Choda paste 

ball sweat, choda sweat (esp if you haven't showered in a few days) mixed with dead skin..etc Scratch your sweaty choda and check out the paste under your fingernail
dude I scratched my choda and harvested some choda paste!
Choda paste by Rock Boulder1 January 25, 2011

Chodemaster

The man with the biggest chode in the room
(jack)man jerry has a fuckin chode
(bobby)hes a chodemaster
Chodemaster by Trabren January 18, 2009

Chodemaster

A term used to describe Bucky Prizant, the master of the 4 greatest friends ever. These friends are officially part of the sacred group called "The Chodes".
-while driving shirtless down the street-
"Are you guys drunk?"
"No, but I am the chodemaster".
Chodemaster by TheChodemaster18 January 24, 2009

Chodemaster

one who either has a very large chode, or usually the one in a group of friends who does idiodic things, also one who is picked on the most. see Chode and Douche. one who tries to impress the girls.
1.look at tim flexing his muscles, he is such a chodemaster.
2.Wizards9896 is the biggest chodemaster ive ever played.
3."Hey guys watch this--" "dude your such a chodemaster."
Chodemaster by teh l33t chodemaster December 22, 2008
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo 

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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