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Choke Joke 

1) A joke that makes no sense.
2) A joke that is extremely lame.
1) Owen: What's white and black and red/read all over?
Brom: YOUR MOM!
Owen: You idiot, that was such a choke joke.

2) Avery: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Linus: I dunno.
Avery: To get to the other side!
Linus: *Yawn* What a choke joke.
Choke Joke by ThisIsMyLife9 August 27, 2009

Choke Joke 

1) A joke that makes no sense.

2) A joke that is extremely lame.
1) Owen: What's white and black and red/read all over?

Brom: YOUR MOM!

Owen: You idiot, that was such a choke joke.

2) Avery: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Linus: I dunno.

Avery: To get to the other side!

Linus: *Yawn* What a choke joke.
Choke Joke by ThisIsMyLife09 August 27, 2009

Choke-Joke 

A joke so funny you shouldn't drink or eat when someone's telling you it. (Or else you might choke because of laughter.)

This word just came into my head one night.
I don't know a good example cuz I'm not funny.
Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke,
Choke-Joke, Coke's a joke, Choke-Joke,
Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke.
Choke-Joke by Levi loves soos April 8, 2017

Joke Choke 

When you start laughing uncontrollably even before you finish telling a joke.
I didn't get the joke, he started to Joke Choke, so he didn't even finish
Joke Choke by adiz97 April 25, 2011
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026