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Chode Joke

A joke that is not doesn't have as much to it as you thought. It fucks your mind, but doesn't go as deep as you thought.
That's as deep as it goes Jeff? That's a chode joke.
by SgtDoomsday September 8, 2017
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Choke Joke

1) A joke that makes no sense.
2) A joke that is extremely lame.
1) Owen: What's white and black and red/read all over?
Brom: YOUR MOM!
Owen: You idiot, that was such a choke joke.

2) Avery: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Linus: I dunno.
Avery: To get to the other side!
Linus: *Yawn* What a choke joke.
by ThisIsMyLife9 August 27, 2009
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Choke Joke

1) A joke that makes no sense.

2) A joke that is extremely lame.
1) Owen: What's white and black and red/read all over?

Brom: YOUR MOM!

Owen: You idiot, that was such a choke joke.

2) Avery: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Linus: I dunno.

Avery: To get to the other side!

Linus: *Yawn* What a choke joke.
by ThisIsMyLife09 August 27, 2009
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Choke-Joke

A joke so funny you shouldn't drink or eat when someone's telling you it. (Or else you might choke because of laughter.)

This word just came into my head one night.
I don't know a good example cuz I'm not funny.
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Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke.
by Levi loves soos April 8, 2017
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Joke Choke

When you start laughing uncontrollably even before you finish telling a joke.
I didn't get the joke, he started to Joke Choke, so he didn't even finish
by adiz97 April 25, 2011
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