When a female doesn't properly wipe her anus after pooping then during anal sex her male lover ejaculates sperm so far up her ass that when she shits it comes out in a milky chocolate color.
My girlfriend was extremely constipated after we were done chocolate milking and was screaming on the toilet when as she felt my semen slide out with her poop.
by Britishgangsta February 10, 2015
The nectar of the gods. The greatest drink ever to exist; in fact, the greatest ANYTHING ever to exist.
Some people drink multiple gallons of chocolate milk per day. These people have been known to hurl buildings into other buildings, have sex for literally days nonstop without getting tired, throw punches at the speed of light, and travel through time.
Someone invented Powerthirst in an attempt to replicate the effects of chocolate milk. They failed miserably.
Some people drink multiple gallons of chocolate milk per day. These people have been known to hurl buildings into other buildings, have sex for literally days nonstop without getting tired, throw punches at the speed of light, and travel through time.
Someone invented Powerthirst in an attempt to replicate the effects of chocolate milk. They failed miserably.
It is a well-known fact that every superhero in existence draws their power from healthy doses of chocolate milk.
by meteoryte January 5, 2010
Gimme some of that Chocolate Milk will ya'?
by Milliloute September 8, 2007
by babtothebone June 24, 2011
girl one: what did you do last night?
girl two: i swallowed some chocolate milk, and now my knee isn't working.
girl two: i swallowed some chocolate milk, and now my knee isn't working.
by RG12345 January 30, 2009
by ZootieMac August 28, 2010
by Ken Popov December 13, 2007