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The act of eating a male or female's anus after they drop feces.

After Kirk took a crap, Murk cleaned his friend by giving him a chocolate salad.

chocolate salad by Rob231 April 20, 2006

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Chocolate Salad

The Chocolate Salad is difficult to achieve and almost impossible to master. The man proceeds to excrete a bowl movement while the woman sucks his manitalia. Immediatly after he releives himself (in both meanings of the word) the woman begins to eat out the mans anal cavity until he releives himself again. Extra points are achieved if he passes a bowl and ejaculates at the same time.

Did you hear the news? Ryan got a fat chocolate salad from the Scranton Sloar! She took his dumpling blumpkin to the face!

Chocolate Salad by BlackSnowMan October 9, 2008

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chocolate salad

when your shitting on your sex partner and you throw a young infant at the wall and you have to yell chocolate salad 3 times.

David cried and after Leo gave him a chocolate salad and then cleaned up Nikos infant baby off the wall.

chocolate salad by lrod666 June 15, 2009

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Chocolate Covered Potato Salad

A word used when you forget the name of something that is or sounds very nasty!

This phrase would take the place of it.

"Did you just billsonate all over my chocolate covered potato salad, Billson ?

Chocolate Covered Potato Salad by Noptic/Dark Ritual February 19, 2004

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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