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Chocolate Hotdog 

A penis covered in feces after exiting an asshole after anal sex.
After Ted and Larry had sex, he might as well have called his dick a Chocolate Hotdog.
Chocolate Hotdog by hahaha_no December 29, 2006

Chocolate Hotdog 

Hold up, wait a minute... I gots ta drop off da chocolate hotdog, B!

Chocolate Hotdog 

When a woman/man while laying facedown spreads their butt cheeks while another individual defecates a solid turd into the opening of the cheeks. This creates the appearance of a chocolate hotdog which is carefully placed in-between two buns.
Robbie was lying on his stomach so I told him to spread his cheeks, and I gave him a chocolate hotdog. He loved it.

Sarah loves it when I give her a good ole chocolate hotdog. It gets her off!
Chocolate Hotdog by OGK37S3Y August 18, 2021

Chocolate Hotdog 

When a girl shits on your dick and proceeds to give you a handjob
Dude 1: Bro did you get any last night?
Dude 2: Just a chocolate hotdog.
Chocolate Hotdog by DirtiestSanchez December 23, 2015

Lady Gaga Chocolate Hotdog Ravioli Suprise

Performed only in St.Louis. You do a high kick under the arch, and as you do this, your transgender dong pops out and you crap your pants at the same time. You finish this maneuver by eating toasted ravioli covered in Blemen.
You should avoid the Lady Gaga Chocolate Hotdog Ravioli Suprise directly after Cardinals Games.

Chocolate Hot-dog 

Also called the butt sausage, the Chocolate Hot-dog is a turd.
Who squeezed out a chocolate hot-dog into the urinal?
Chocolate Hot-dog by Emilio Prieto December 1, 2010