Chocolate Helicopter 

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When you take a shit so large that it spins around in the toilet, painting the bowl brown before finally taming the beast after a couple of flushes.

Person #1: The other day I took a comedically large, perfectly shaped turd and the toilet wouldn't flush it!
Person #2: Really?
Person #1: Yeah! After the third flush it was just spinning around like a chocolate helicopter and painted the whole bowl brown.

Person #2: You should've taken a video!

Chocolate Helicopter by antipierspirant February 6, 2022

Chocolate Helicopter 

thirty minutes before you go to Golden Corral you eat a box of Ex-lax. When you get to Golden Corral, you need to stick your dick in the chocolate fountain then grab onto the ceiling fan and start spewing.

Man a: You told me you were going to Golden Corral on a date, how’d it go?

Man B: I asserted dominance on that bitch by showing her the chocolate helicopter.

Chocolate Helicopter by Jizzle Vanity November 14, 2020