Choco Pie Man
Choco Pie Man is the first Man who invented shit in womankind. In 1989, he started preaching the gospel of the chocolate penis with his food truck business. He said in an interview that “The vagina wants chocolate, chocolate wants the vagina…Naked Chocolate is the freakiest thing…Like, imagine a chocolate vagina.”
This weird fluke of marketing explained why the commercials for Choco Pie Man sound like porn stars describing their sexual encounters.
Even without any accompanying bunny graphics, there’s something legitimately disturbing about giving your vagina a healthy food option.
Over the years, Choco Pie Man gained a cult following. He even made the trip to Japan where he filled chocolates and pizzas in vaginas in front of a cheering crowd. According to the Jewish Telegraphic Agency, he’s gotten thousands of requests from women who want to try chocolates placed in their mouths.
This weird fluke of marketing explained why the commercials for Choco Pie Man sound like porn stars describing their sexual encounters.
Even without any accompanying bunny graphics, there’s something legitimately disturbing about giving your vagina a healthy food option.
Over the years, Choco Pie Man gained a cult following. He even made the trip to Japan where he filled chocolates and pizzas in vaginas in front of a cheering crowd. According to the Jewish Telegraphic Agency, he’s gotten thousands of requests from women who want to try chocolates placed in their mouths.
“It's delicious and creamy and the fluffiness just melts in your mouth! It's like eating a muffin. Put it in your vagina.” - Choco Pie Man
Choco Pie Man by Drapen March 31, 2022
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