1. A person who falls within the chouch spectre of the douchebag spectrum; just inbetween 'clown' and '
asshat'. Often a person who takes a serious interest in being a moron and is extremely inconsiderate of others while often causing themselves pain or discomfort through their own inconsiderate or unthinking action. A
master of chouchbaggery.
2. A person who is a crossed between a
trash-bag and couch dweller.
3. A bag in which to carry chouches.
Henry, your chouchbaggery amazes me!
Christ! Did you
float an air-buscuit George? That's frickin awful! Here, let me close the
door so you can be
alone with it, you chouchbag!