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When you're a fat faggot and you eat McMuffins all day while watching anal midget donkey porn.
That guy is such a choch mcmuffin that when I came to his house, there was semen and crumbs all over the place.
by SwaggyG420 April 11, 2017
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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