a choch is synonymous to a douche bag and is defined as a male with spiked hair (usually blonde or bleached blonde), a fake tan and fake jewelry. In other words, a choch is totally fake.
A: That choch told me his name was Antonio Giovanni.
B: No man, that's not his real name! He just made that up that choch bag name to impress the ladies!
C: With a name like Antonio Giovanni you know he's a choch and full of $h*t!
B: No man, that's not his real name! He just made that up that choch bag name to impress the ladies!
C: With a name like Antonio Giovanni you know he's a choch and full of $h*t!
by Antonio Giovanni da Choch! October 12, 2011
by daz3dandc0nfus3d August 30, 2017
Another word for a jerk or tool. There are many derivitives such as Dinglechoch, Choch McMuffin, Chicken Choch Pie, and Chochbag just to name a few.
by OperationCWAL95 November 5, 2010
by thatchochedguy June 20, 2011
When Loan Paul becomes Mickey (his character, from his new movie, Valley Girls) he looks like such a choch
by A_MaVerIcK22 June 21, 2017
'Choch' is a term that is somewhat derogatory, however, it's meaning changes based upon the context and verbal emphasis it is given.
For example, when someone says, "Dude, you are such a choch" in a serious voice, it can be taken as a serious insult. However, somewhat akin to a playful bitch, one might say, "What up, choch?"
It is no more harmful than dork, geek, douche, or fagmo. Some people spell it 'chotch,' however, 'choch' is more useful, because it can be varied: chooch, chich, chinch.
One may also form verb or adjective derivatives of the word, e.g. choched, choching, chochy
For example, when someone says, "Dude, you are such a choch" in a serious voice, it can be taken as a serious insult. However, somewhat akin to a playful bitch, one might say, "What up, choch?"
It is no more harmful than dork, geek, douche, or fagmo. Some people spell it 'chotch,' however, 'choch' is more useful, because it can be varied: chooch, chich, chinch.
One may also form verb or adjective derivatives of the word, e.g. choched, choching, chochy
"That kid is such a choch!"
"Who are these choches?"
"I dunno, those kids were out there chochin' it up, and I told them to knock it off."
"Yeah, that's a pretty chochy haircut."
"OK, choch, if you say so."
"Who are these choches?"
"I dunno, those kids were out there chochin' it up, and I told them to knock it off."
"Yeah, that's a pretty chochy haircut."
"OK, choch, if you say so."
by Bradleychochmaster September 21, 2004
by zo898 June 7, 2010