Chobham Academy

Chobham, a school with some bald ass teacher called Micheal Whitworth who needs to go suck his mum. Most girls in this skl are dead tings and barely any can whine. But the gyals that can whine can whine goood.

What school do you go to?
Chobham Academy

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Chobham Academy by Black destroya 🤣 December 24, 2018

Chobham Academy

This school is in the deadest area where sainsburys r the y8’s victims. The head teacher looks like mega minds cousin. Mr brereton is art teacher who thinks students r more then friends. Also one of the behaviour teachers has a hairline that goes back to the ice age.

Do u go chobham academy ? Na dats neeky

Chobham Academy by MR tems hairline December 31, 2018

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Chobham Academy • Chobham • Cobham • Cobham Intermediate • victor cobham

CHOBHAM ACADEMY

This skl is full of big headed pricks. Mrwhitworth is a bald headed peanut who thinks everyone's from birdbox cuz all he says is "OI YOU GIRL/BOY COME HERE NOW" And thinks he's some next big man but he ain't. Mrs Avram is a foreign shithead who streches things Longer than Mr Duz's Receding Hairline. Al Mr Brereton is A lanky Pedo and Everyone is fucking butters

What (skl do you go)to
Chobham academy

CHOBHAM ACADEMY by YourMumsLeng March 9, 2019

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Chobham academy

HARDEST SCHOOL IN NEWHAM DRILLED THE FUCK OUT OF BOBBY MOORE HAD THEIR BOY JUDE RUNNING headteacher is a white privileged cunt who acts like a little fanny also have mr brereton who is a lanky fuck who thinks he is a road man even though he looks like a giraffe giving birth to a monkey while they are both on LSD crack and mango kush

Yo u know chobham academy//YH THEYRE HARDDDDDD FAM MR WHITWORTH IS BSIDE THOUGH

Chobham academy by Mohammed Ali’s crusty mum 💀 January 1, 2019

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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