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Chobham Academy 

This school is in the deadest area where sainsburys r the y8’s victims. The head teacher looks like mega minds cousin. Mr brereton is art teacher who thinks students r more then friends. Also one of the behaviour teachers has a hairline that goes back to the ice age.
Do u go chobham academy ? Na dats neeky
Chobham Academy by MR tems hairline December 31, 2018

CHOBHAM ACADEMY 

This skl is full of big headed pricks. Mrwhitworth is a bald headed peanut who thinks everyone's from birdbox cuz all he says is "OI YOU GIRL/BOY COME HERE NOW" And thinks he's some next big man but he ain't. Mrs Avram is a foreign shithead who streches things Longer than Mr Duz's Receding Hairline. Al Mr Brereton is A lanky Pedo and Everyone is fucking butters
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Chobham academy

Chobham academy 

HARDEST SCHOOL IN NEWHAM DRILLED THE FUCK OUT OF BOBBY MOORE HAD THEIR BOY JUDE RUNNING headteacher is a white privileged cunt who acts like a little fanny also have mr brereton who is a lanky fuck who thinks he is a road man even though he looks like a giraffe giving birth to a monkey while they are both on LSD crack and mango kush
Yo u know chobham academy//YH THEYRE HARDDDDDD FAM MR WHITWORTH IS BSIDE THOUGH

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026