The often frustrating, sometimes confusing, but ALWAYS entertaining experience of a female who, after deciding to date, fool around with, or, in rare instances, marry a portly male who comes equipped with a Choad. Unless she flees at the sight of it (if visible and not inverted), she is then tasked with the coaxing of the stump from the recesses of his potbelly into the theatre of sexual activity.
Bro #1: Can you believe that hot ass Tiffany is dating that fat fucking lurker from the alternative school?
Bro #2: Holy Shit! Really?!?! Homegirl’s got her work cut out for her trying to Choad coax his li’l wiggly!
Bro #1:Ain't THAT the truth!
Bro #2: Holy Shit! Really?!?! Homegirl’s got her work cut out for her trying to Choad coax his li’l wiggly!
Bro #1:Ain't THAT the truth!
by Jaywade Waistgain Esq. October 31, 2025
Get the Choad coaxmug.