chlamydia

I am not a whore.
I am not confused.
I am not “going through a phase”
I am not invisible.
I am not unfaithful.
I am not alone.

i’m chlamydia.

And that’s really all there is to it.

harvey: “all you ladies pop your pussy like this, shake your body, don’t stop, don’t miss”

simon: “just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now, lick it good, suck this pussy just like you should”
i’m feeling pretty chlamydia today
by harveyweinstein September 30, 2018
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Chlamydia

something yo ass gon get if you keep fucking other people
Clara got chlamydia because she was messing around with other dudes.
by trippleog January 02, 2023
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Chlamydia

Damn bro i have "Chlamydia"
by NathanChef January 26, 2022
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Anglo saxon chlamydia

Do you think the anglo saxons played bean boozle?
No i think they were more preocupied with anglo saxon chlamydia...
by courgettebluebellsandmore November 29, 2023
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Dog induced chlamydia

Sexual intercourse with pets, including dogs, can cause this
Did you hear about Noah Riffle? Yea he licked his dogs butt and got dog induced chlamydia
by Donkeytoot August 19, 2022
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Horse chlamydia

A combination of "horse manure" and "claptrap." A more colorful way to say "bullshit." Used to point out when something is nonsense.
by Supercapcitorfrombeyond August 28, 2016
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cringe chlamydia

A bacterial disease where the bacteria is cringe
Being overwhelmingly cringed out
Middle School pictures give me a cringe chlamydia!
by florencezoo April 10, 2022
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