by weenie7455 October 19, 2021
Chlamydia is a sexually transmitted disease, it is curable. Having a 30% chance of having it is a lot.
by Runihura March 17, 2022
A disease you contract when:
A) your significant other makes you wear cat ears every fuckin day
B) you walk in on your younger sibling(s) watching Peppa Pig, Bluey, Blue's Clues, ect.
C) you realize that in less than four years, some videos on YouTube will say "20 years ago"
D) you notice a bigass rat in your basement while watching Breaking Bad
A) your significant other makes you wear cat ears every fuckin day
B) you walk in on your younger sibling(s) watching Peppa Pig, Bluey, Blue's Clues, ect.
C) you realize that in less than four years, some videos on YouTube will say "20 years ago"
D) you notice a bigass rat in your basement while watching Breaking Bad
by pissjug97 August 6, 2022
a very small parasitic bacterium which, like a virus, requires the biochemical mechanisms of another cell in order to reproduce. Bacteria of this type cause various diseases including trachoma, psittacosis, and non-specific urethritis.
by Ki11 m3 April 27, 2019
I am not a whore.
I am not confused.
I am not “going through a phase”
I am not invisible.
I am not unfaithful.
I am not alone.
i’m chlamydia.
And that’s really all there is to it.
harvey: “all you ladies pop your pussy like this, shake your body, don’t stop, don’t miss”
simon: “just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now, lick it good, suck this pussy just like you should”
I am not confused.
I am not “going through a phase”
I am not invisible.
I am not unfaithful.
I am not alone.
i’m chlamydia.
And that’s really all there is to it.
harvey: “all you ladies pop your pussy like this, shake your body, don’t stop, don’t miss”
simon: “just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now, lick it good, suck this pussy just like you should”
by harveyweinstein September 30, 2018