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Chisolmed

Indicative of the high severity or high quality with which an action is performed to oneself or another. Australian in origin ( Port Lincoln, South Australia) originally coined by Australian motivational speaker Chisolm Binquets-Hardisty.
Mate you seen the first ball at the Ashes last night? Warnie got absolutely chisolmed by Starc on first bowl.
by Hortence Wexfordshire December 8, 2021
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Chisolmed

Aussie slang with origins in cricket as coined by Australian motivational speaker Chisolm Binquets-Hardisty ( Port Lincoln, South Australia). Indicative of the high severity or high quality of an action performed on oneself or another.
Mate you seen Starc’s first ball at the ashes? Warnie looked completely lost during that first bowl, you can tell he got chisolmed good and hefty.
by Hortence Wexfordshire December 8, 2021
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The Chiseled Adonis

Diligent, Vigilant, Meticulous, Sagacious, Conscientious, Analytical, Methodical, Individual
You’re really acting like The Chiseled Adonis right now.
by Joker-_- July 7, 2021
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Chiseled Muffin

A burley; yet, well defined vagina.
Damn, you have one great looking Chiseled Muffin.

A vagina like that of Kelly Ripa.
by The Chiseler September 29, 2010
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chiseled

Well-defined, esp. as it related to musculature. Having distinguished features. jacked or ripped
He's got some chiseled abs!
by homeyjd October 20, 2008
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chiseled

The sculpted features of a man's face.
The hero in the romance book had a handsome chiseld face.
by phulluvit June 4, 2003
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Chiseledick

Everyone knows a chiseledick.
A chiseledick was once a cool guy in a group of friends. Desperate, and after getting absolutely no pussy in high school, a chiseledick will find the skankiest snaggle toothed vagina of a witch-whore to go out with. He could do way better than this rank cuntrag, but doesn't care; she can't do any better than him, but doesn't know it. Once cool friends, Chiseledicks begin to spend all their time and money catering to the witch hole. Only after 4 months of multiple feminist poetry readings, knitting classes and vegan dinners, and a full body wax, will a chiseledick get some action. After repeated warnings from their friends, one day Chiseledicks will look down and realize that their penis is gone, whittled away by the sand from their girlfriends' vagina.
John: "Damn, who else could we invite?"
Terry: "What about Greg, he hasn't hung out in awhile?"
John: "No, since meeting ol' Sandy Vagg he doesn't do anything fun."
Frank: "Yeah, he's a regular chiseledick now. I hope his shit doesn't grind away into that blackness that is Sandy's vagina."
John: "Frank, I'm pretty sure his shit is already done for."
by Armoredmancandy December 29, 2005
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