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Chisolmed 

Indicative of the high severity or high quality with which an action is performed to oneself or another. Australian in origin ( Port Lincoln, South Australia) originally coined by Australian motivational speaker Chisolm Binquets-Hardisty.
Mate you seen the first ball at the Ashes last night? Warnie got absolutely chisolmed by Starc on first bowl.
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Chisolmed 

Aussie slang with origins in cricket as coined by Australian motivational speaker Chisolm Binquets-Hardisty ( Port Lincoln, South Australia). Indicative of the high severity or high quality of an action performed on oneself or another.
Mate you seen Starc’s first ball at the ashes? Warnie looked completely lost during that first bowl, you can tell he got chisolmed good and hefty.

The Chiseled Adonis 

Diligent, Vigilant, Meticulous, Sagacious, Conscientious, Analytical, Methodical, Individual
You’re really acting like The Chiseled Adonis right now.

Chiseled Muffin 

A burley; yet, well defined vagina.
Damn, you have one great looking Chiseled Muffin.

A vagina like that of Kelly Ripa.
Chiseled Muffin by The Chiseler September 29, 2010

chiseled 

Well-defined, esp. as it related to musculature. Having distinguished features. jacked or ripped
He's got some chiseled abs!
chiseled by homeyjd October 20, 2008

chiseled 

The sculpted features of a man's face.
The hero in the romance book had a handsome chiseld face.
chiseled by phulluvit June 4, 2003

Chiseledick 

Everyone knows a chiseledick.
A chiseledick was once a cool guy in a group of friends. Desperate, and after getting absolutely no pussy in high school, a chiseledick will find the skankiest snaggle toothed vagina of a witch-whore to go out with. He could do way better than this rank cuntrag, but doesn't care; she can't do any better than him, but doesn't know it. Once cool friends, Chiseledicks begin to spend all their time and money catering to the witch hole. Only after 4 months of multiple feminist poetry readings, knitting classes and vegan dinners, and a full body wax, will a chiseledick get some action. After repeated warnings from their friends, one day Chiseledicks will look down and realize that their penis is gone, whittled away by the sand from their girlfriends' vagina.
John: "Damn, who else could we invite?"
Terry: "What about Greg, he hasn't hung out in awhile?"
John: "No, since meeting ol' Sandy Vagg he doesn't do anything fun."
Frank: "Yeah, he's a regular chiseledick now. I hope his shit doesn't grind away into that blackness that is Sandy's vagina."
John: "Frank, I'm pretty sure his shit is already done for."
Chiseledick by Armoredmancandy December 29, 2005
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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