A girl who decides to become an attenton whore by walking around with her bluetooth on her phone activated sending pictures of her fat naked body to every bluetooth heandset that comes within range
"yeah sure, what could it be?"
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(phone)" message recieved"
.. "omfg! its a fat naked bitch!"
"DUDE IM BLINDED! I HAD NO IDEA MY MOM WAS A BLUE CHIP BITCH!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'