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Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit 

A flaming shit that spews out of your asshole after consumption of a particularly spicy or Asian meal, which literally chars the rim of your asshole.
Nick: "How you feelin' Houston?"

Houston: "Terrible, I have 3rd degree burns from that 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit' that I took this morning!"

Nick: "Fuck dude, I hope you feel better, I hate 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shits'." I had to get asshole replacement surgery last month after one of those.. Fuck China Dynasty!"

Chinese New Year 

When a person attaches one or more fireworks to their genitals and then igniting said fireworks.
Drunkard #1: "Dude I woke up this morning and I smelled like gunpowder and all my ball hair was scorched off!"

Drunkard #2: "Yeah, you tied a dozen bottle rockets to your wang and pulled a chinese new year."
Chinese New Year by CJudge941 June 16, 2011

Chinese New Year 

when somone wrap your genitals in fireworks and light them. On behalf of kevin pereira of AOTS.
Dave: Yo did you hear about Marc?
Jessica: No, what happened.
Dave: He had a Chinese New Year and he almost died

Chinese New Year 

When a man wraps his genitals in fireworks, then lights them.
For the 4th of July, we had our friend show us a Chinese New Year, best fireworks ever.

Chinese New Year 

Trick of wrapping your genitals around a firework as noted by Attack of the show's Kevin Pereira.
That guy with no balls did the Chinese New Year!
Chinese New Year by Axel Dread June 18, 2011

Chinese New Year 

A trick where a guy wraps his genitals in fireworks and lights them up.
Man, I can't believe Dave did a Chinese New Year yesterday! He's still recovering in the hospital.
Chinese New Year by xxx_play June 16, 2011