Chili con Queso 

To describe the person that you want but can't have. Your crush. The person that makes your teeth sweat like HOT LAVA. The person that makes your IQ drop just by looking at him/her.

Person 1 - Hey there's Juju
Person 2 - Oh my Gosh, she's my Chili con Queso

Chili con Queso by J.E.C. April 22, 2008

Chili con queso Honeybucket blumpkin 

The act of getting head while going poop in a honeybucket from someone wearing a sombrero with queso dip in the middle and chips on the outside. Eating of said chips and dip is mandatory.

The other day I was sweating like crazy while this chick gave me a Chili con queso Honeybucket blumpkin.

Chili con queso Honeybucket blumpkin by beeeeazy September 6, 2011

Chili con queso Bloody Mary Blumpkin 

The act of getting head while going poop with the lights off from Bloody Mary, after calling her 5 times, while she’s wearing a sombrero with queso dip in the middle and chips on the outside. Eating of said chips and Bloody Mary’s performance is mandatory. Tip is recommended $$$.

“Holy Fuck dude did you just get a Chili con queso Bloody Mary Blumpkin?”
“Yeah, She sucked the soul out of me and the chips were fire, I have a good”

Chili con queso Bloody Mary Blumpkin by Cokeman12 September 7, 2022

chilli con queso 

When a girl(she MUST be of Latin descent)smears her yellowish-green cottage cheese discharge on a guys butt crack and then licks it out while the guy poops

"that spanish chick totally gave me a chilli con queso this weekend"

chilli con queso by Justin :) February 26, 2008