Chilactate

A variation on the succesful union of Chill and Relax, however becoming even more mellow to the point of lactation.

Commonly used as advice to calm down.

eg wife is unhappy with her meal in a fancy restaurant
Wife: The whole underside is burnt!, and they left off the cress! This is disastrous lets just go!
Husband:Look, i'll speak to the waiter, you just stay here and chilactate.

Chilactate by GKaye March 3, 2011

Chilajate 

Mix between chill and relajate (relax). Cubafied version of chillax.

Bro, Chilajate! It's not a big deal!

Chilajate by Andrew 305 November 27, 2009

Chillactate 

A combination of "chill out" and "calm your tits." The tits are calmed so much that, in some cases, they actually start lactating.

Girl: "BITCH BITCH BITCH BLAH BLAH BLAH"
Guy: "Woah, chillactate, you're being a bitch."

Chillactate by TheBadOwl January 16, 2012

chillactate 

v. - the act being extremely relaxed while simultaneously breast-feeding an infant. (often with the aid of marijuana)

Brittany chillactated for 3 hours after hitting the blunt.

chillactate by hardcorejacket01 November 24, 2009

Chillitates 

Mashed potatoes with chili on top.

I really like chillitates for dinner

Chillitates by Smileymileyface March 2, 2019