Chilactate

A variation on the succesful union of Chill and Relax, however becoming even more mellow to the point of lactation.

Commonly used as advice to calm down.

eg wife is unhappy with her meal in a fancy restaurant
Wife: The whole underside is burnt!, and they left off the cress! This is disastrous lets just go!
Husband:Look, i'll speak to the waiter, you just stay here and chilactate.

Chilactate by GKaye March 3, 2011

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Chilajate

Mix between chill and relajate (relax). Cubafied version of chillax.

Bro, Chilajate! It's not a big deal!

Chilajate by Andrew 305 November 27, 2009

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Chilactate • chillactate • Chilajate • Chillitates

Chillactate

A combination of "chill out" and "calm your tits." The tits are calmed so much that, in some cases, they actually start lactating.

Girl: "BITCH BITCH BITCH BLAH BLAH BLAH"
Guy: "Woah, chillactate, you're being a bitch."

Chillactate by TheBadOwl January 16, 2012

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chillactate

v. - the act being extremely relaxed while simultaneously breast-feeding an infant. (often with the aid of marijuana)

Brittany chillactated for 3 hours after hitting the blunt.

chillactate by hardcorejacket01 November 24, 2009

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Chillitates

Mashed potatoes with chili on top.

I really like chillitates for dinner

Chillitates by Smileymileyface March 2, 2019

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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