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Chief Petty Officer

The Navy designation for an enlisted non-commissioned officer of the paygrade E-7 and above. Subsequent ranks of Chief include Senior Chief (E-8) and the Master Chief (E-9). The equivalent in military rank to a Sergeant 1st Class, Air Force Master Sergeant, and Marine Corps Gunnery "Gunny" Sergeant.

Chief Petty Officers (CPO's) wear khaki uniforms and a gold, fouled anchor with silver super-imposed USN across said anchor. Senior Chiefs have one silver star, master chiefs have two silver stars, and the Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy has 3 stars.

The Chief is often a mid-level to upper-level supervisor of department or workcenter operations aboard US Navy commands. The Chief is theoretically responsible for the safety, conduct and training of sailors under their respective command.

Normally it takes years of training, sea-time, and over-the-top performance for a First Class Petty Officer to qualify for Chief. Chief-selects who pass the Chief's test are considered "board eligible" and their promotion package is reviewed by an eligibilty board. This board is manned by fellow CPO's. Chiefs choose their own members.

The Chief's Mess is often called "the Goat Locker.

Chiefs generally come in one of two varieties, but these are not all-encompassing:

One: The Hard-Charger. This Chief never quits, and expects the best out of everyone, at all times. Usually holding a coffee mug in their hand, heavily stained with the remnants of many cups of coffee. The Hard Charger is usually a chief who will expect the job to get done, done right the first time, or if not, to have any deficiencies rectified, immediately. These chiefs are usually considered by subordinates to be difficult to work for and a "pain in the butt". However difficult they may be to work for, the results of working for a hard charger speak for themselves.

The lazy chief - the lazy chief also holds the sacred coffee mug of Chiefhood. Most of the work done by the lazy chief is actually accomplished by their leading 1st class or subordinate petty officers/seamen. The lazy chief will often take credit for others' hard charging. These chiefs will often, in no particular frequency; come in late without holding ones' self accountable to muster times, take extended lunches, skip out of work due to personal requirements off-site, leave early due to inactivity. These chiefs do not always have the best interest of their sailors in mind. These are the chiefs that will end up taking space from hard working sailors, preventing their subsequent promotion to CPO. Furthermore, like the Hard Charger, the results of working for a lazy chief are usually self-evident, which generally include extra time spent fixing what's gone wrong, cutting into liberty time.

In general, the Chief is a man/woman to respect, admire, and look up to for guidance and advice. Once a Chief, always a Chief.
The Hard Charger:

Chief Petty Officer: Shipmate! Did you dog down that hatch?
Joe Schmuckatelli: No Chief?
CPO: Dog that hatch! You wanna get us all killed?!... AND SHINE THOSE BOOTS!

The Lazy Chief:
Joe Schmuckatelli: Chief, do you have a second? I have a question regarding my checkouts.
CPO: (sips coffee mug while shooting the breeze with LPO) I don't have time, I'm sure this fine Petty Officer 1st Class will be able to help you out, Shippy.
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Master Chief Petty Officer John-117 

The Master Chief Petty Officer John-117 is a character of the Halo franchise, his only known name is John. He is known by many as SPARTAN-117, and more as the Master Chief, due to his rank. He is the last remaining SPARTAN-II as of late 2552. He was selected at the age of five to be in the SPARTAN augmentation program, meant to create super-soldiers to quell the Insurrection. The Insurrection was a rebellion from the UNSC. It was mostly destroyed by the end of the Human-Covenant War.

John, along with other SPARTAN-IIs, was augmented with various things. Not all SPARTAN-IIs survived, however. The survivors gained enhanced speed, strength, stamina, and agility. They were excellent tacticians and leaders due to their teaching of nearly every historically significant battle, and then some. In the end, though, John was lost after the destruction of UNSC Forward Unto Dawn. He was a hero, and died saving humanity.

Meanwhile, he has been mocked across the internet for the Halo story being poor and him being a 'fail'. While the story is not the greatest, surely it is not the worst, or it would be so bad it's good. Of course, your mileage may vary...

Please do not confuse with Mister Chief.
"lol mastur ch33f suckas my asshole

"which 1ne?"

"all eight lolololololoolol fuck u"

"Hmmm, this "Master Chief Petty Officer John-117" seems quite similar to other video game heroes."

"Yes, indeed."

"hai r u mster chif?"

"no im not a chef lolololololollollololooll1111"
Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
Word of the Day on June 16, 2026
An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.
"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."
ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009
Word of the Day on June 14, 2026

Side Quest 

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.
"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"
Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021
Word of the Day on June 13, 2026

Collective 600 pound gorilla 

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.
The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.
Word of the Day on June 12, 2026

Team of Destiny 

noun

A sports team/organization that by all conventional metrics should not have success/wins in whatever activity, but somehow by apparent luck they find a way to win.
example: "The 2013-2014 University of Auburn football team was the team of destiny that year that managed to make it all the way to the championship."
Team of Destiny by BIGDADY February 8, 2024
Word of the Day on June 11, 2026